It is a well known fact that Florida is America’s embarrassing uncle that gets drunk and humiliates the whole family at the monthly sit-down family dinner hosted at Red Lobster.

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Florida IS the personification of “messy bitch” but not in a good way. Anyway, in news that is surprising to absolutely nobody, some parents who in my opinion deserve to win the “Parents of the Year” award got into a fight with each other in front of their children at their local Chuck E. Cheese, yes a children’s restaurant.

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Oh Florida, why can’t we just sell you off to Russia? If you’re in need of a good laugh just look through these headlines that, yes, our dear friend charity-case has previously blessed us with…

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