Weirdest Things You Can Buy on Amazon

Every wondered what kind of weird stuff you can buy on Amazon every single day? Let's take a look!

1. Heart Shaped Bike Tail Light (heart shaped you said?)

2. Marsan soy milk drink banana calories 50% off ($205.96 + $90 shipping not a big deal)

3. Uranium Ore (reviews are gold)

4. Roswell UFO Soil Sample (authentic)

5. Magical Unicorn Mask (vaguely disturbing latex)

6. Canned Unicorn Meat ("Magic in Every Bite!")

7. Donald Trump Toilet Paper Roll (have a billionaire literally KISS your...)

8. Wolf Urine Lure 32 oz (for those who don't want to mess with real wolves)

9. Pipedreams Bondage Chair (free love mask included)

10. Dominos Pizza Rolex (certified pre-owned)

11. Vibrating Seat (to up your gentlemen's game)

12. Human Body Fat Replica (for some serious motivation)

13. Live Ladybugs (1,500 count)

14. English as a Second F*cking Language (How to Swear Effectively)

15. Nose Shower Gel Dispenser (just press the nose)

16. Emergency Underpants Dispenser (because sometimes you need a pair fast)

17. Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank (getting ready for the Burning Man)