Journalist (questionable), tv personality (bore), and failed Larry King wanna-be Piers Morgan is at it again. Morgan has a tendency to give his two cents on matters that have absolutely nothing to do with him, not to mention no one ever actually asks for his opinion, ever. With a constant stream of diarrhea coming out of his mouth, it seems that Morgan is a spotlight hungry troll (with an accent) that will say anything just so that we don’t forget his name. If I didn’t know any better I would say that Mr. Piers Morgan has been taking classes taught by Kris Jenner on “how to stay in the media.” Morgan’s name has reappeared this past week because he has chosen to make fun of the way India is celebrating its win of two medals at this year’s Olympics. What a class act. Folks take a look at Morgan watch him, analyze him, take notes, he is everything us Americans should strive to stay away from.
Not only did Morgan make fun of India only winning two medals but he pointed out the fact that neither of them were even gold. I have an idea, how about Morgan participates in the 2020 Olympics and if he can even bring home a golden chocolate coin (for being an asshole) I will get our hero’s face tattooed on my arm. This wouldn’t be a Piers Morgan story if it didn’t end with him fighting with someone and in this case the winner is Indian author Chetan Bhagat.
Country with 1.2 billion people wildly celebrates 2 losing medals. How embarrassing is that? https://t.co/FYSBM7ErAf— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) August 24, 2016
And this is where Mr. Bhagat decides to interject...
1,200,000,000 people and not a single Gold medal at the Olympics? Come on India, this is shameful. Put the bunting away & get training.— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) August 24, 2016
What is hilarious about this exchange is that they tweet back and forth a couple of times after that, misspelling each other's names and then correcting the other, apologizing, just a bunch of weird BS. The internet saw this and decided they wanted to make this a THING, and that's how Chetan & Piers: A Love Story was born.
We honor achievers Peirs. Top 3 in the world,despite 3rd world sports facilities isn't loser.It is freaking amazing! https://t.co/pbFuP0Hmky— Chetan Bhagat (@chetan_bhagat) August 24, 2016
Peirs and Chatan. A match made in heaven.— Aditi Mathur Kumar (@adicrazy) August 24, 2016
brb writing Peirs/Chatan erotic fanfic— haraam bae sethi (@sethiankit) August 24, 2016
Seriously hilarious. Here are some other people Piers has had "feuds" with: **Chrissy Teigen & John Legend**
Peirs ❤️ Chatan pic.twitter.com/JuK8gszkes— Nirali Shah (@nirali_ss) August 24, 2016
No, my little bundle of hypocrisy, YOU'RE using ME for clickbait. Now hush before your sanctimonious spleen bursts. https://t.co/Cm4A3uKxXW— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) July 13, 2016
Someone anyone...hand me the popcorn and leave me be.
@piersmorgan you're right. It's ME who writes weekly columns demeaning and criticizing women and black people. All me. Goodbye, King troll.— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 13, 2016
Would Susan Sarandon wear this to a funeral? No. It was thus horribly inappropriate for an In Memoriam tribute. pic.twitter.com/hMoGChJY8D— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 3, 2016
I know the old man's $50 million in debt, Kim - but this is absurd. Want me to buy you some clothes? https://t.co/hEA9osB2QF— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) March 7, 2016
Do you want me to buy you some clothes? You look freezing. https://t.co/FHXB1U50f6— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) July 7, 2016
Why is he always commenting on women needing clothes...
@piersmorgan thanks, but I don't need clothes as much as you need press.— Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) July 7, 2016